FUCKIN YEAH TYPICAL AUSSIE!

- wake up at 8am

- have a beer whilst waiting for mates to arrive

- have a quick shower and get dressed in your best boardies from city beach, raben slip on shoes, Australian flag singlet and straw hat. don’t forget the latest dirty dog sunnies

- crew of mates have all arrived. pre’s at mine

- take a few pics on the balcony of the chicks for facebook to prove to your friends list that you have some hot mates

- party bus that we all chipped in to get has arrived. more beers on the party bus

- whilst on the bus everyone pressures our one mate to try and sneak pills in up his arse

- arrive at big day out, apply obnoxious coloured zinc to face whilst walking to the entrance

- forgot to take beers out of backpack “excuse me sir you can’t take beer inside the festival” “oh fuckin’ hell i forgot, that shit was expensive just let me take in it?????”

- go straight to the bar to purchase more beer

- watch some rock bands and go in the mosh pit and jump around annoying everyone around you

- leave the mosh pit, go to a grass area where everyone can sit and have a couple more beers

- “oh yeah i saw those cunts too, should of punched on, don’t wanna get kicked out but”

- back to the mosh pit and pretend to know the bands lyrics when in reality you’ve never heard them before “oh yeah i like rock music hey”

- go to a food bar and buy 3 hot dog’s (don’t forget heaps of sauce)

- “fuckin’ hell i’m sunburnt”

- it’s now night time, venture over to the main stage and jump around in the mosh pit until the festival is over

- back to the party bus afterwards, sing annoying sing-a-longs for the 2 hour drive home and make the bus driver reconsider his decision of why he became a bus driver in the first place

- once you have arrived back home, boast to all your mates about all the tits and ass you grabbed when you were in the mosh pit

- have a beer in bed then pass out till 3pm the next day