December 2011
113 posts
whos getting on the piss for new years? oh wait...
lol
hello
citizensofstreet asked: cheers cunt, hope you had a farrrking good one aye.
hope u all had a merry fuckin christmas!
animal-liberation asked: Crafters a bloody drongo mate, doesn't drink fuckin bintang. Un-Strayan
mattparty answered your question: what r u getting for christmas?
A shift at work
sucked in
captincannabiscrunch answered your question: what r u getting for christmas?
Cocaine and dirty heroin needles.
we have a comedian here ladies and gents
what r u getting for christmas?
kjaerr asked: dear typical aussie doctor my bf cant get hard anymore do u think i should tell him to stop hanging out at cronulla
nolovenotime asked: fuck you give the best replies. im just sitting here christmas day laughing my fucking arse off. biggest decal always wins.
m-eowth asked: i like a guy. halp.
stephaniecoco asked: dear typical Aussie doctor, My rents said they'd pay for me to get a cool decal on my car, I don't know if I want a southerncross or boxing kangaroo or the Australian flag, which one do u think will pull da hot tradies???
nooderections asked: My friend has recently turned into a massive slut. How do I tell her to stop?
stephaniecoco asked: dear typical Aussie doctor, I rely like Julia gillard but im too scared to tell her:( should I man up n ask we out or just leave it and drink a beer at the pub to drown my sorrows??
stephaniecoco asked: dear typical Aussie doctor, I got a bad case of patriotism, I think I luv Australia too much, what do I do? do I continue to love aus or stop 4 a bit?
flues asked: On thursday night I drank goon and passed out in some cunts front yard. I woke up at 5 in the morning with boff all around me and started to walk home. I got sidetracked and ended up walking to a mates house to continue drinking. Typical aussie? Yeah cunt.
stephaniecoco asked: dear typical aussie doctor, I can't seem seem to stomach my vb very well these days? do u have any advice?
i have decided to also turn my blog into dolly doctor
if u have issues with because you are 2 scared to tell UR CRUSH that u love him, come 2 me and i will give u amazing advice
i read dolly doctor religiously for a few years so i’m basically a professional doctor now
alexanderthegreatest asked: Y the fuck are u so fucking funny?
MERRY CHRISTMAS CUNTS!!!!!
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A MAD XMAS
WAKE UP AND OPEN PRESENTS *FUCK, ANOTHER ELECTRIC HAMMER AND A PAIR OF SOCKS AGAIN!*
GO FOR A LONG CAR TRIP TO THE GRANDPARENTS PLACE
COOK SOME SNAGS AND SHIT ON THE BBQ
DRINK BEER
SING SHITTY CHRISTMAS CAROLS BY THE FAMILY PIANO
DRINK MORE BEER
EAT SOME LEFT OVER POTATO BAKE
BACK TO THE PIANO
MORE BEER
GET THE MISSUS (DESIGNATED DRIVER) TO DRIVE HOME
HAVE A...
newport arms on christmas eve, yes cunt!
(not really though fuck that)
dontstopkeepontalkingshit asked: how do you feel about the new version of bananas in pyjamas?
luminescent-balls asked: Are you telling me you support Abbot? Haha, and suddenly this blog becomes so less relatable. He's a sexist, racist, RELIGIOUS dumb fuck. That aint australian!
popsdead asked: liberal cunt
luminescent-balls asked: I actually like Julia Gillard. She's better than the alternative.
ladybaba-xx asked: are we the same person? i think we're the same person. but youre liek my sydne equivelent. we have the same name too. i live in melbourne though.
someone said my blog has turned to shit
well you know what??????
FUCK YOU CUNT
i’m back to my old rude arrogant self so suck my cock and smoke a bong and relax and enjoy my blog
