February 2012
36 posts
i’m by no means a follower of politics, but i just fucking hate julia gillard. fuck off you stupid annoying cunt. i’m literally sick of seeing her rough head when i watch the news, read the paper, fucking everything. GO AWAY. YOU’RE ALL DUMB FOR VOTING FOR HER. like seriously? she’s not even hot? what were you all thinking? bring back johnny fucking howard.
SUCK MY DICK SO HARD AND I'LL SAY YE YE BITCH
RIP kevin 07
australia luvs u
suck me off da next station ya dumb dog
see me moshing at sydney soundwave when cky play
FUCK i don’t even care
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU’RE GOING TO SYDNEY SOUNDWAVE
lad: hey mate u got a spare smoke
me: nah just smoked my last one
lad: ok thanks anyway
me: *actually just bought a new packet from woolies 5 minutes ago*
so my 13 year old sister just “liked” a photo of another 13 year old on facebook, it popped up on my feed and the photo was of this blonde girl doing some kind of sexual pose wearing a bikini, clearly uploaded on facebook in order to get compliments from girls and attention from males. (adults obviously do this as well, but it’s just as annoying when CHILDREN do it, in my...
p-atchoulli asked: im confused is this blog meant to be so judge mental and taking the piss or..?
scoutpowers:
Marilyn Manson clashes with Lamb of God.
Seriously who made the fucking timetable for Soundwave, are they retarded?
i’m off it.
uggghhhhhhhhhh i want to see manson get naked on stage and sing i put a spell on you but i also want to see randy because he’s so cute
if you have had a shitty shopping experience worthy enough to write about in general pants, send me an ask. if you want i will blur your name.
wildbloods asked: you should really consider telling head of the company about this and tell them that so many people agree. honestly i dont even go in there anymore, firstly because its so expensive and secondly because i never feel welcome in there
becoolexpress asked: Most guys who work there seem nice. But the chicks. If I see a girl working in a General Pants co. store sometimes I feel the need to mentally prepare before walking in. I just want to smack them so bad for the looks they give people (only some, of course).
okay so i wrote this on a facebook status earlier today and it got 25+ likes so that means it must be correct, right?
“Is it just me that is constantly disgusted by the general customer service in most general pants stores? at least acknowledge my existence rather than starring me down like I’m not good enough for your attention because I’m not wearing the latest ksubi clothes...
if i made green and yellow tie-dye typical aussie t shirts, would you buy them?
dakotagordon:
imagine the day i stop playing temple run
seriously i can’t stop
hellterskellter asked: sorry, genuinely don't understand the "you look stupid" picture *doesn't wear clothes like that and isn't 14* is it because the clothes are tiny.. it's just the fashion and nearly everyone abides by whatever is in
makeemsayuncle asked: hi do you mind responding privately? but what are the latest trends in Australia? i'm from the u.s and i think you Aussies live the cooler life and start all the cool trends, so what's new? ahhaah sorry i'm such a tool
OK CUNTS I NEED 3 FUCKING SYDNEY SOUNDWAVE TICKETS
DON’T BE ASSHOLES
DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYONE SELLING THEM??????????
OR EVEN BETTER, IF YOU’RE GOING, GIVE THEM UP AND SELL THEM TO ME
MY FRIENDS DESERVE TO GO MORE THAN YOU DO
not really
well actually, kind of
seriously though, fucking help me out and don’t screw me around, send me an ask otherwise i’ll keep posting about it
pissboy asked: i bought my first pair of heels when i was 11. they were ugly bright yellow wedges and i wore them with my best skirt and shirt around my house and the little village i lived in. i wore them because they made me feel like a PRINCESS, not a slut/ adult/ whatever else you're thinking. yeah, i agree with you on the most part. young girls shouldn't be wearing heels to go out and party etc...
breakyrlittleheart asked: Oh goodness, your sister goes to cromer? Totes went there but moved to Freshie.
famouscunts asked: first im not trying to start shit, but i am literally just wondering why you have such a problem with girls dressing up nicely to go out, its not like they wear heels to go to the shops they dress up nicely when they go out i really dont blame them for wanting to feel beautiful
so my sister gets bullied by this one psycho bitch at school for no reason and she is always coming home crying/really upset and the school never does anything
so i decided to take matters into my own hands and add all of the bullies friends on facebook and say that she (the bully) is talking shit on all of them and now they’re all really pissed off and don’t want to be her friend
...
omg
seriously
seeing brax depressed on home and away makes me want to cry
and i just want to burst into his front door and give him a hug
and a blow job
(just to cheer him up)
January 2012
66 posts
free-c0caine asked: what are your thoughts on julia gillard?
snobbyprivateschoolbitch asked: omg will you people fuck off, those little sluts run rampant around the east coast and it's about time they got the message to stay the fuck home, think about their lives and cut the slut bullshit and learn how to dress properly.
seriously
the weekend always seems like the longest 2 days of my life because home and away isn’t on
“next week on home and away” breaks my heart every time
WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE ON EVERY SINGLE DAY
saying that, thank god it’s monday and i have 5 more days of home and away goodness to get through
harlowdarling asked: Pretty sure the person getting her knickers in a knot about you posting photos of those girls is one of those annoying 14 year olds they hire at Shitty Beach with their fried ratty hair, teensy ripped up shorts and fluro cropped tees.
m3ntle-cas3 asked: you should feel like shit posting photos of those girls saying you look like shit go die you horrible person people are allowed to wear what they want just cause your probly some ugly fat bitch with no friends
vans-tans-designer-brands asked: do you know them girls that you reblogged where it says they look stupid?
ohhowgoing asked: I legit thought you were a man
yo emo’s
does anyone know someone selling a sydney soundwave ticket?
send me an ask.
this is a serious request
and seeing marilyn manson and slipknot on the same day is a serious issue.
http://typicalaussie.tumblr.com/readthis
READ THIS
NOW
i decided to get all technical and make my own submission rule bullshit thing/faq (lol)/whatever
do u any of u have twitter
sometimes i make jokes and whenever someone beeps at me from a car i always let the internet know bcoz every girl does that, right?
http://twitter.com/summergoth follow me or u will die
ok so
as some of you might know, i work at warringah mall
and as i was working, i saw at least TWENTY different 14 year girls wearing the exact outfit i posted yesterday
to file under the “dumb 14 year old” category, you MUST wear
- vans with white ankle socks/no socks with anklets
- extremely short denim shorts
- a middriff top that shows off half your stomach
- a high pony...
adreamisrealitywithclosedeyes asked: People who wear heels to concerts and festivals are ridiculous, some chick wore a pair of stilettos to Bliss N Eso in coffs harbour last year and I'm pretty sure by the end of the night she would have just thrown them in the bin, they would have been that fucked up
lolvivien asked: i'm 14 and i wear heels, i don't see a problem with that as long as they're not so high and uncomfortable. otherwise i don't know why people have such a problem, especially adults, the people who raised this "heel-wearing" generation. people evolve, get over it